I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
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I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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