maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
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we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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