this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
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Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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