And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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