So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
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I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
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I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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