She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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