P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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