38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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