Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
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i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
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You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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