I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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