I CAN MOONWALK!
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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