Its about making memories worth repressing
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
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Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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