come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
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I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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