Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
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Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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