I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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