There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
You coming home soon, man?
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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