sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
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I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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