no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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