first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
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Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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