Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
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He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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