Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
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We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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