Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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