Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
How's work?
Spinning.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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