thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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