You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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