I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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