What should our trivia night team be named?
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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