at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
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I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
All the doctor said was why
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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