new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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