Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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