also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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