Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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