I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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