Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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