it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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