The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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