and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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