Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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