I've blown a few things in my day
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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