i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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