I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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