this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
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i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
i now understand why vodka
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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