she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
dude. I can hear the air.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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