No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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