Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
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It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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