wanna go halves on a baby?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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