"it" just moved
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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