Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
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Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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