that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
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Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
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Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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