Define "chronic" masturbator.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
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IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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